98 pound weakling

98 pound weakling by ricmcarthur
98 pound weakling, a photo by ricmcarthur on Flickr.

So there I was on the beach when this bully comes along and kicks sand into my face.
So I decide to take up weight lifting so I can protect myself.
That's when I realize I'm a turtle and can't lift my flippers above my head, never mind lifting anything else.
And another thing, I like sand. I crawl around in it all the time.

* I really dislike how people use "so" to start their sentences.
So there!!

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